NOvember

I can't say I like the small ferrets on mens upper lip in this month. I understand Cancer Awareness. I understand Facial Hair. But I don't understand What They Have In Common. 

It makes me feel uncomfortable. Even the mere word 'Mustache' makes me feel uncomfortable. The more November progresses, the more uncomfortable I feel, and right now, I'm hiding in my house. And I'm pretty sure the longer a man's mustache gets the creepier he feels :) 

As someone put on their Facebook status recently - it would be a lot better for Cancer awareness if every single man went and had an annual checkup instead. If we must have the creepycrawlies, then at least it should be restricted to those men that have had a checkup. Or something. 

I came up with 5 stages to this month :) 'Outright Social Ostracism' tends to arrive with an irritating haircut in Cape Town. I'm just saying :) 

Incidentally, now that we are on the subject of Facial Hair, and Fine Mustaches,  lets talk about my PerfectPooch (and why not). My PerfectPooch has got many fine compliments from men this month on her Lady Beard and Epic Mustache.  Her tip to a well groomed beard is to keep it moist with duck poo :)

 

...And while we're on the subject of a perfect little pooch, I may as well show you another picture of her dancing with her Winter Weight.  She got a little tubby this year.When she gets the zooms she throws one little front paw out at a different angle. It makes me very happy :)